VAN DER MERWE'S HISTORY EXAM
Q? How many great men and women can you list that were born in South Africa?
A!Van,s answer - after much considered thought - No great men or womwn were born in South African, only babies (HA! Trick question)
When Van Der Merwe was born he was so ugly the doctor slapped his mother!
Van's Philosophy: When facing a problem take the bull by the tail and look the problem straight in the eye
Van's Recommended Reading:
o Spots on the wall Author; Who flungdung
o At The Bottom of the Mountain. Author: Ilean Toofa
o The Yellow River. Author. I.P.Long
o Mystery of the Rusty Bed-springs. Author: I.P.Knightly
o 30 Years in the Saddle. Author: Major I.A Bumsore.
ANIMAL HUSBANDRY TIPS:
To Treat a sick pig use Oinkment - For a sick cow use Mooti - and for a bird use tweetment.
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