VAN'S NEW HARLEY DAVIDSON

At last!! He had done it!! After years and years of slaving and saving, Van had bought his new Harley. And what a machine it was! All chromed springer front, solid rear with 100 spoke wheels and a really great flamed paint job.
To the great surprise of all, on Sunday Van rode his new Harley down the aisle and into the front of his local NGK Kerk and parked it right smack bang in front of the alter. Now Van is a very unpredictable and temperamental fellow, so the Dominee and the deacons considered bet to just keep quiet. It was probably a case of typical Van Der Merwe show casing after all. Vans fellow parishioners likewise decided that none of them would be the one to query the bike in Church debacle.
After the morning service,  with much aplomb, (and relief on Dominee Van Rensburg's part) Van climbed aboard his beautiful steed and rode it out of the Church.
At 6pm that evening the faithful returned to worship and fellowship...........and Van parked his new Harley right in the front of the Church again! What was even more unusual was Van attending the morning and evening services! His usual attendance was a tardy onc a month. This new turn of events rather pleased the Dominee, but the Harley in Church scenario was becoming a concern. What would happen if the other congregant bikers followed suit? Clearly, he would have to have a friendly chat with Van, and determined to do so right after the service. He instructed the senior deacon, Piet Pogenpol to ask van to meet with him later that evening.
Van arrived at Dominee Van Rensburgs house at 8pm and enjoyed a cup of coffee and a rusk whilst waiting. The Dominee joined him shortly and congratulated the man on acquiring the beautiful Harley Davidson. Van was very pleased indeed at the praise of his pride and joy.
"Tell me"" the Dominee said, "Why do you bring your bike inside the Church building, you know that our car guards will look after it for you" Van was surprised at the question. "Didn't jou ever bought a new bakkie or car Dominee" he asked? "Ja, of course I have" replied the Dominee, "but i never parked them inside the Church" "So you was lucky that your bakkie never frekked or had a problem "said Van, "because the Sales Manager at Harley Davidson personalty told me that if my new bike misses even one service then it didn't got a guarantee!"